mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

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claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

"Who has a bag of chips?"

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

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the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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sighoakley:

chart topping recording artist troye sivan everyone.

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skullmoon:

Jack has the best plans

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renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

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artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

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